I just took out a 'warrant for arrest' of Vicki Smith. I am tired of her s***! Just kidding. It is rodeo week up here in Payson. One of the fund raisers to help provide scholarships for the Rodeo Queens, is a portable jail, staffed with an old time sheriff and some dance hall girls. There is a fee for the warrant and a fee to get bailed out. They should be entering Vic's employment establishment right about now, and hauling her off in the jail. They will drive her through the busy streets of town until she can arrange her bail, which I will refuse to supply. See what she gets for being such a good friend. If any of you lived closer, you too, could go to 'jail' on my dime.
Share what fun you have had at your friends or loved one's expense. I need some ideas for the slumber party.
If she hasn't already, she's going to kill you! That's hysterical. I can see her now, doing the 'Rodeo Queen' wave through the middle of town, because she's such a good sport. With all the girls coming this weekend, I'll bet she had a gazillion things to do. She'll probably pay top dollar to get out! I just hope we get to witness the payback. You'd better be watching over your shoulder. All I know is that I want a front row seat. See you Saturday...I hope.
From what I understand, Vic was able to yell out to people to contribute to her bail. She finally was 'sprung' with contributions from on lookers who she conjoled into donating and buck or two.
She did tell me, 'paybacks are hell.' I am on the lookout.
My daughter and pulled a practical joke on a friend while we were living on a horse ranch in Stockton, CA. We planted a giant plastic black rat in a grain barrel that was about half-way full. The barrel was in a dark tack room and the lighting was poor. When our friend opened it and reached down to get the grain for her horse, she spied the rat and let out a 'blood curdling' scream, that I heard inside my house. I nearly peed my pants. My daughter came running into the house, scared to death that the gal was going to kill us. She didn't, but she said she nearly had a heart attack and that 'pay backs are hell.' I was sure on my guard for quite some time which was almost worse than having her just get the payback over.
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